West Thalia season 3 episode 18
This is a quote page for Bartender. This page is for notable quotes only. Please use Template:Quote2 on each line for written quotes.

Season 4

Again? What's up this time? [...] Look, the phone is not here. If the phone was here, would've found it. [...] Look, you know what? I've got a business to run and this is really annoying. I'm just fed up with you kids and your jeans and your WiFi and your texting. The phone's not here! If the phone was here, as I said, would have seen it! [...] Done.

Eldon, "Nobody's Fault but Mine"