"Dance Secrets" is the 9th episode of The Off Season: Season 1.


"Heather interviews for a job at Neutral Grounds."[1]


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The interviewer asks Heather why she wants the job.

Heather is in Neutral Grounds, getting interviewed for a job. Although working there is not her first choice, Heather confesses that she has to do what she has to do. The interviewer comments that dance is listed under her interests on her resume and informs her that a dance studio is in the building, to which Heather claims that it must just be an old resume and that she forgot to take that off. Unsure, the interviewer asks her if she will be distracted when dancers come in talking about jetés and pirouettes, which he mispronounces. At this, Heather confesses that the interviewer is a moron, but that she doesn't care so long as he hires her.
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Piper and Heather exchange awkward looks.

Heather assures the interviewer that she hates jetés and pirouettes and, above all, relevés. Although, Heather confesses that it will actually be nice hearing about dance. The interview ends, after which Piper enters the store. Piper immediately recognises Heather from Regionals and approaches her about it, although Heather feigns ignorance. Piper leaves, apologising for bothering her. Heather confesses that she doesn't want her to know that she was a dancer because it is in her past.




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  1. Family App - Family - Episode Details. FamilyGo (May 12, 2017). Retrieved on May 12, 2017.
  2. Family App - Family - Episode Details. FamilyGo (May 12, 2017). Retrieved on May 12, 2017.